Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX Episode 5 – Beeble Reviews

It’s been an entire week since Yellow was stripped in front of all her friends and enemies, and the sheer force of the humiliation has left her comatose this entire time.

Thankfully in the meantime, Lolichan’s been hard at work helping everyone develop new super suits for the continuing battle against the alchemist from witch-burning times who is 8 years old still and her puppet army that does whatever the fuck it wants.

Thankfully, despite also being a puppet that does whatever she wants, Lolichan was given actual clothing by the good guys and went heel.

Also I just want to say her hair is a musical note.

Placed next to Sylveon, Blue looks ridiculous.

Meanwhile back in the 14^th century... 

No. Her nightmares of meals gone bad.

What it really seems to be is that Tinybabychan has the memories of the main badguy witchgirl, who was the daughter of that dude at the table, a big alchemist and such. Did he make her immortal? Is she another puppet to carry on the memories of a lost daughter? Time will tell, but what’s more important is THEIR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK! SOMEONE CALL OUT THE GIRLS!

“Sorry sorry, Tim, Hoshi! We’re here now, we’ll make sure there aren’t more vain sacrifices like you!”

They fight them, because that’s cool and there’s nothing better to watch than a bunch of fodderized nonames. It lets them get in their song of the episode, so why not.

Importantly, hey. 

“I’m...clothed again...oh shit the crystal”

 

Heheheyyy, Clowngirl’s back! This means that we’re comin’ up on Yellow’s revenge megamatch relay to redeem herself for the last time, and there’s no water around for miles! Oh, but Pink and Green think they can take care of her themselves. They even, like, dope themselves up for the big fight. 

Of course, because only Yellow is allowed to kill Clowny, they get clowned.

“Don’t want n’orange ‘les you’re colored orange, whorange!”

“Yeah, well guess what you get when you mix Blue and Red?”
“......You don’t get to make the boastful lines. Just hold your dinky crossbow and hush.”
“I WILL NOT BE STIFLED WATCH MY GRIN!”